Average Jane

BY ASIANDYNA October 28, 2008 | 12:22PM

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For many months, I have uploaded hundreds of photos for FHM’s Shameless Section.  All this time, people who have seen my photos have conjured up versions of me in their minds. Since I am faceless and au naturale in all my pics, people have conceived notions about who I am.

When presented with a photo of a faceless nude woman, any of the following comes to people’s minds.

  1. a girl-for-hire
  2. a G.R.O.
  3. a model
  4. a celebrity
  5. a daughter of famous parents
  6. a gay man
  7. a woman looking for a relationship
  8. an ex-girlfriend
  9. a stripper
  10. a sex guru
  11. a sex machine
  12. and my favorite: a woman who used to be a man (thanks to surgery)

It seems like we, sensual posers, are actually placed in a box and branded.  We just have to be one of the above. So, limiting! But to set things straight, I am none of the above.  I am not even aspiring to become any of the above.

I am just an ordinary girl.

Boring, huh?  Maybe not.  If you give it a thought, it is actually more exciting this way - an average Jane with a not-so-average pastime.

I can now be your next-door neighbor, your co-worker, your classmate, your teacher, your relative, your coach, your doctor, your cleaning lady.  I could also be the waitress in your favorite restaurant, the teller in your bank, the lady who sells you your sports shoes, the girl who shows you the latest cell phone models, the artist who designs your invitations, the pastry chef who bakes your favorite dessert, the barista who makes your cappuccino, the girl you speak to when you call for pizza delivery or the nurse who stitched up your wound.   We, sensual posers, can actually be a lot more than what you think.  It is not so limiting after all!

However, let us not forget that this is still cyberworld - and I will always be faceless in my pics.

Which means, regardless of all that I mentioned above, I still can be anyone you want me to be…

 
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This is Asian Dyna

BY ASIANDYNA October 23, 2008 | 02:15PM

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Hello everyone!  I am Asian Dyna and welcome to my blog.

For those who do not know me, I am the faceless girl who regularly posts pictures on FHM’s Shameless section. You’re probably scratching your heads right now, so let me try to provide answers to questions that are most likely in your minds at the moment.

Yes, that’s me with the smile (except for a handful of artsy pics).

Yes, I am in all 195 pics and counting (relax, I can’t believe it myself).

Yes, I post new pics on a regular basis (every Tuesday, to be more specific).

Yes, I truly enjoy posting daring pics (I must have been a stripper in my past life).

Yes, I want to remain anonymous (you read it right  - I will not mention anything about my identity).

Yes, I have never entertained the idea of starting a blog.

So the big question: Why blog, now?

I can actually think of four three reasons why I should blog, which could alsobe tentative predictions of what my blog section will be about.

Reason # 1: “Who is Asian Dyna?”

I have been uploading pictures for more than a year now.  It actually started on a whim, mostly for my own personal enjoyment.  I never expected that I’d get so much attention.  I know sex and lust are the primary reasons why people want to communicate with me but there are those who go beyond my daring photos are actually interested to know more about me.  Although I refrain from revealing details about my identity, you will still have an idea about who I am as a person from my posts.  Surprise, surprise! Asian Dyna is real.

Reason # 2: “Quick, take the pic now before someone sees me naked!”

To be able to upload pics on a weekly basis, I regularly have photo sessions.  A lot goes on in these sessions – conceptualizations, compositions, poses, locations and, of course, the proverbial close calls.  These are all worth sharing!  And, since I will be contributing more photos in the future, there will even be more things to talk about (and, more close calls).

Reason # 3: “Shhh! Don’t tell anyone.”

Posting daring pics on FHM is actually my dirty little secret.  Absolutely no one knows I do this on the side.  However, I have been itching to share my thoughts about this whole experience.  Obviously, I cannot talk about this with my current circle of friends and relatives.  Hence, sharing my FHM adventures with you will certainly fill that void.  You all can keep a secret, right?

Reason # 4: Blogging will bring me closer to my ultimate goal of being the first Queen of the Universe. 

So…sift through my craziness and feast on my open-mindedness.  Find out what goes on in the life of an anonymous Shameless contributor. Get to know more about me, Asian Dyna.

 
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