I was at the beach recently. As I basked in the sun in my swimsuit, a peculiar analogy dawned on me. The comparison had something to do with my swimsuit and the size of my hands. Let’s take a look at this photo:

If I post photos in the net like the one above, I am almost sure that I can go about my life normally knowing that general public will openly accept me. However, the photos I post in this site are similar to this one below:

Posting pics like the one above requires me to hide most of my face and my true identity. Obviously, the nature of the above photo is frowned upon by most members of society. I actually find this very puzzling. To illustrate this point, take a look at the pic below:

As you can see, the surface area of my bikini top and bottom is basically the same as my hands. Hence, my hands practically cover the same amount of skin as my swimwear.

However, the photo of me in a bikini does not elicit the same response as the photo of me with my hands covering my body parts. Why? Is it because of the idea that I am completely naked in the other pic? Is it because bikinis are more common? I want to hear your thoughts.

Readers, enlighten me…

You all know that I enjoy receiving personal letters and messages. Except for hate mails, viruses and forwarded messages, I reply to every single one of them, no matter how ordinary or bizarre they may be. This is, after all, an opportunity to exchange correspondences with those who view my photos and read my bog. I thought it would be interesting to give you a rundown of what I have received so far.

Emails:

1. Personal letters and messages
2. Personally written jokes, poems, and prayers
3. Computer viruses
4. Hate mails
5. Forwarded messages (Grrr!!! I hate these!)
6. Invites to social sites (Hate these too!!)

Photos:

1. Men, clothed and unclothed
2. Penises, erect and limp
3. Nude photos of wives and/or girlfriends
4. People having sex
5. Someone masturbating and drizzling semen on my FHM photos (This one’s for the books!)

The fifth one was, it was outrageously carnal.  It was so straightforward, in a smutty way.   Well, at least I was convinced that I was the reason for all that gooey mess.

Videos:

1. Men introducing themselves
2. Men stripping
3. Men masturbating
4. People having sex
5. Wives or girlfriends stripping

I really don’t mind getting all these explicit photos and videos of women.  However, it absolutely sucks if photos are sent without the model’s consent.  This is probably the most selfish and meanest thing one can do to a loved one.

Proposals/Monetary offers:

1. To have sex with me
2. To touch me
3. To meet up for dinner, lunch, coffee, cocktails, etc.
4. To buy my underwear (especially those I wear in the photos)
5. To model, clothed and unclothed
6. To send me food, clothes and plane tickets
7. To buy my pubic hair (Hello?)

The highest amount I was offered for sex was Php50k.  A similar amount was offered for me to model in the nude.  Someone wanted to touch me for Php5k.  As for my pubes, ahem, let’s not even go there.

If you must know, I have declined all proposals - monetary or otherwise.  Although it is certainly quite tempting to sell some of the stuff I wear or accept harmless and decent offers, my better judgment tells me to turn all these down.  I’m afraid that saying yes to one or two will certainly stir a hornet’s nest.

On the other hand, I have read and replied to every single email and I have seen every single photo and video.  Although there were a few that were not to my liking, majority of items thrown in my inbox were amusing and interesting eye openers.  I have to admit that I was always entertained.  Of course, I look forward to receiving more of these sorts in the future.