Conversations, Pig Out Edition
October 14, 2009 | 03:53PM
Yesterday was one of those days where my mood told me that I deserved to pig out. Giddily, I rushed to this restaurant to give in to my whim. The hostess welcomed me and lead me to my table.
“Good morning, ma’an. Your server will be Mark,” said the hostess as she handed me the menu.
“Thank you, but I don’t have to look at the menu, miss. I already know what I want,” I said.
“Okay, ma’am. I will tell Mark to attend to you right away.” And then she turned around and motioned for the server to come to me immediately.
“May I take your order, ma’am,” said Mark.

“I will have the Grilled Beef Salad, please,” I said. He then asked how I’d like the portions to be: lunch or regular? Of course, I was gonna have it on regular portions.
Then he raised an eyebrow and eyed me. “Um, our regular portions are good for two to three persons, ma’am.”
So you think the serving’s too big for me, I thought, annoyed. “I know but I want the regular portion, please.” I knew he was sizing me up and the morsel of irritation was begining to grow. He started to confirm my order but the nerve of this person!
“Wait I’m not done ordering. I want the Shrimp Fra Diablo as my main course, please” I beamed, hiding my annoyance. Again, he asked for the portions. And again, I said regular.
“But that’s too large a serving, ma’am. You won’t be able to finish it,” Mark warned. Oh dear, I thought, the first time I’ve seen this guy and he actually knows how much food can fit my tummy. I looked at him straight in the eye and said with much confidence, “Don’t worry. I will finish it.”
The server went back to the counter to punch my order in. I could see him clearly see him talking with the other servers. They were all stealing glimpses at my direction. They were obviously talking about me. It wasn’t hardto see that there were bettings going on. Will this girl finish her food or will she leave with a doggie bag?
Let’s see about that, I thought as Mark placed the salad on my table. It was abig plate of salad but I knew this was a cinch. I wiped it out with ease. Honestly, the salad along was a hefty meal. But I had a mission. So I wiped my lips and confidently asked for my main course.
The Shrimp Fra Diablo, a pasta dish, was brought to my table. It was huge. I picked up my fork and starting eating. Halfway through the meal, I thought I was going to burst. But I could feel piercing glances from the servers. So went on eating, just to prove that I could finish everything.
I was able to finish my plate. I could not move and was close to throwing up but I finished my plate. I surveyed the servers. I could see some of them smiling and others shaking their heads in amusement. Yes, I did it! Who’s your daddy now? I thought with pride. I looked at Mark and asked for my check.
“Did you win the bet?” I asked Mark as he handed me my receipt. He was surprised that I noticed the private bettings that went on. “No ma’am. I lost.”
Of course, I gave him a triumphant smile. Good for you. I stood up and left the restaurant strutting like a champion. Of course, what happened next was terrible. I took a pill because I felt so sick. I developed a migraine the whole day. I could not eat the following day. But none of that mattered.
Victory is sweet. So is reversing expectations and scoring an upset—no pun intended.


next time let me tag along when you pig out.