I know there are a lot of people who claim that they can last for hours in bed. I have always wondered if such claims were accurate. If I were to do steady non-stop pumping, I’d probably last about two minutes. This is why I have to do long foreplays, stop the thrusts once in a while to kiss and caress, and then continue. If I do that I could probably last for more than 15 minutes.
After some insistent cajoling from my friends, I agreed to take them to a KTV in Quezon Avenue. My usual GRM greeted me—emphatically, I have to say—and gleefully pecked me on the cheek. It’s been a long time, she said.
My friends picked their companions for the night. I, as always, took my time. I asked if there were any more in the back. The GRM pursed her lips and replied that it was unfortunate that most girls are already taken. I eyed a girl in the corner, head down, looking bored. She was a little chubby and her black flowing dress did not make her look any slimmer, but she had a nice face with deep, black eyes, and a clear complexion. Her name was Angel, said the GRM. And she was “game.”
One thing I absolutely detest is posting “scandal” pictures. Especially those who post pictures of third-party participants.
I’ve seen it in many sites. Ateneo scandal! UP scandal! Oftentimes these are pictures or videos of couples engaged in sexual acts. Sometimes it is taken inside motels. Some inside dormitories. And more often, the person who posted the content is not even a participant.
This is the month where people start mulling over where to spend their Christmas bonus on. I know a number of people are just yearning to splurge on a “personal service provider” that they would normally be unable to afford. I have talked to some people who are now planning a wild night at a KTV or a raunchy tryst with a high-class escort. I truly hope that these people have their priorities straight.
A bonus is a once-in-a-year thing; a romp with a PSP is about three hours, sometimes overnight.
It can get intimidating. It’s tough enough calling a girl you don’t know. Now, you also have to handle the delicate hurdle of asking her to go to bed with you. You won’t score any points with the direct approach. “Hi, are you a prostitute? How much to have sex with you?”
So, how do you go about it?
