I must admit, I was never a big Jean-Claude Van Damme fan. I was more of a Steven Seagal guy; I just enjoy Seagal’s aikido and arnis more than JCVD’s flying kicks and splits. Seagal also runs like a girl, which just enhances the experience of his movies exponentially.

That said, I do have fond memories of some JCVD movies. Timecop, for example, was a favorite among my high school buddies. I don’t remember much about the plot of this low-rent Terminator knock-off, but I do remember the nude scenes. (I’m sure my friends who are reading this right now are nodding along.)

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